Lynne Bronstein
SCENARIO
I’m not going to work today.
Instead I’m going to write the script
For a revolution movie.
In the opening scene
The Russian Revolution
Will happen again
And this time it will work
Or I’ll keep writing it
Until it does work.
Next
The lovely murder suspect
Will turn out to be
The associate producer
While eight bikini women
Are cinematographers
And thirteen male grips
Play guitar wearing g strings only.
Oh yes the whole thing
Is in black and white.
It’s a black and white dream.
And the opening credits
Come during the last half hour
Inserted in the upper right hand
Corner of the screen
As a series of Burma shave signs
On a highway during the ice cream truck and moped chase sequence
Which ends with the whole cast
Having tickets written for them
By a cop wearing no pants.
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