Of Me I Sing
I sing the self pejorafied,
salute the soul self-glorified,
self-satisfied, assured, self-feted,
vain, complacent, proud, conceited,
willful, stubborn, contumacious,
unabashed, blunt, disputatious
to a fault, self-righteous, blinded,
crass, self-centered, -seeking, -serving,
prizing pelf with greed unswerving,
craving hedonic unmeasure,
self-indulgence, sensual pleasure.
Smug, opinionated prig,
I love the life of a selfish pig!