Sunday, June 1, 2014


CALOKIE

Funk This Speech!

A noun is the part of speech
which names a thing like
a ding-a-ling.

An adjective is the part of speech
which describes a thing like
“The ding-a-ling is dapper.”

A pronoun is the part of speech
which substitutes for a thing like
“It is dapper.”

A verb is the part of speech
which tells what thing a thing does
like “The dapper ding-a-ling zings.”

An adverb is the part of speech
which describes how, when or where a thing does like
“The dapper ding-a-ling zings here.”

A preposition is a part of speech
which links a thing with another thing like
“The dapper ding-a-ling zings here with zest.”

A conjunction is a part of speech
which joins the differing parts of speech like
“The dapper ding-a-ling zings here with zest but so-so there.”

An interjection is a part of speech
that expresses a word which exclaims like
“The dapper ding-a-ling zings here with zest but alas, so-so there!”

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